Broke. Covered in paint. Wouldn't trade it.

The math never works out. Paint, air, entry fees, gear upgrades, that marker you didn't need but absolutely needed — it adds up fast. And yet here you are, happier on the field with an empty wallet than you'd ever be with a full one doing literally anything else. Poor and Happy is a lifestyle. Welcome to it.

Moisture-wicking performance tee. Stays dry when the game gets wild. Because you're already broke enough without being uncomfortable too.