Talk it out? Nah — shoot it out.
This hilarious design delivers truth with a splat: paintball may drain your wallet, but at least it’s cheaper than a therapist’s couch (barely). Featuring a masked baller lying on a Freudian-style couch mid-session, marker still in hand, with a ref-turned-shrink jotting notes in the background, this tee is perfect for anyone who finds peace behind a bunker.
Product features
- 100% polyester fabric for durability and quick-drying
- Double needle hems for added longevity
- Side seams provide structural support and shape retention
- Lightweight and comfortable fit for all-day wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
